A STORE IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA HAS JUST OPENED ITS DOORS, WHERE A WOMAN MAY GO TO CHOOSE A HUSBAND. AMONG THE INSTRUCTIONS AT THE ENTRANCE IS A DESCRIPTION OF HOW THE STORE OPERATES. YOU MAY VISIT THE STORE ONLY ONCE! THERE ARE 6 FLORS AND THE ATTRIBUTES OF THE MEN INCREASE AS THE SHOPPER ASCENDS THE FLIGHTS. THERE IS, HOWEVER,A CATCH. . . .YOU MAY CHOOSE ANY MAN FROM A PARTICULAR FLOOR, OR YOU MAY CHOOSE TO GO UP A FLOOR. BUT YOU CAN’T GO BACK DOWN EXCEPT TO EXIT THE BUILDING!
SO THIS WOMAN GOES TO THE HUSBAND STORE TO FIND A HUSBAND.
ON THE FIRST FLOOR THE SIGN ON THE DOOR READS: FLOOR 1 – THESE HAVE JOBS AND LOVE THE LORD.
THE SECOND FLOOR SIGN READS: FLOOR 2 – THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE THE LORD AND LOVE KIDS.
THE THIRD FLOOR SIGN READS:FLOOR 3 -THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVE THE LORD, LOVES KIDS AND ARE EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING. “WOW!”, SHE THINKS, BUT FEELS COMPELLED TO KEEP GOING.
SHE GOES ON TO THE FOURTH FLOOR AND THE SIGN READS: THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVES THE LORD, LOVES KIDS, ARE DROP DEAD GOOD LOOKING AND HELPS WITH THE HOUSEWORK.”OH MERCY ME!”, SHE EXCLAIMS, “I CANT HARDLY STAND IT!”
STILL SHE GOES TO THE FIFTH FLOOR AND THE SIGN READS: THESE MEN HAVE JOBS, LOVES THE LORD, LOVES KIDS, ARE DROP DEAD GORGEOUS, HELP WITH THE HOUSEWORK, AND HAVE A STRONG ROMANTIC STREAK.
SHE IS SO TEMPTED TO STAY, BUT SHE RUNS, WITHOUT HASTE TO THE SIXTH FLOOR AND THE SIGN READS: FLOOR 6 – YOU ARE VISITOR 4,363,012 TO THIS FLOOR. THERE ARE NO MEN ON THIS FLOOR. THIS FLOOR EXISTS SOLELY AS PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE. THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING AT THE HUSBAND STORE. WATCH YOUR STEP AS YOU EXIT THE BUILDING, AND HAVE A NICE DAY!
TELL THIS TO ALL MEN FOR A GOOD LAUGH, AND TO ALL WOMEN WHO CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!
